Adrenaline-loving Banker Prints

Extreme Accounting!

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Born to raise interest rates.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

Business Fairy Tales.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...