Cheerful Banking Explorer Prints

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'