Banking Enthusiast Prints

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Latest in computerised cash management."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We can lend you the money for a new house, but how will you repay it?'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Banks compete.

'I'm sorry, but we only loan money to people who don't need it.'

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

A woman standing next to an ATM that says "BINGO!" and is spitting out cash like a slot machine.

Bank counter with pretty girl on Deposits and unpleasant cashier on Withdrawals.

Bank with a 'self serve' counter.

'I'm George Neal. I'll be masterminding your loan.'

Central Bank: A Full Service Bank

"If bankers can count, how come they have six windows and only two tellers?"

"Sure, I can get my dad to co-sign, no problem."

'Interest rates have fallen again. The bank will now pay you to borrow money.'

"How much you puttin' in?"

"Just give me my balance on a piece of paper, put it in the bag, and nobody gets hurt—understand?"

"What's a debenture?"

"Watch closely. This is how you write checks."

A customer in a bank sees a sign reading, "Tipping Permitted", beside a teller's window.

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'

Damn! Telephone Banking.

Cashpoint - Default Yes/No

Bob's worst nightmare about the cute tellers making fun of his account one day comes true.

'A career in the bank? ' 'There's money in it'

'Sorry, change of policy, we don't care'

Pirates digging for buried treasure find a buried Cash-point.

'What about it Hawkins?...I hear, via the grapevine, you haven't followed orders by making a loan!'

Banking

'Can I help you Gentlemen? You might like to look at our high rate I.S.A....'