Banking Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"Latest in computerised cash management."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'We can lend you the money for a new house, but how will you repay it?'

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Banks compete.

'I'm sorry, but we only loan money to people who don't need it.'

"If bankers can count, how come they have six windows and only two tellers?"

Bank with a 'self serve' counter.

Bank counter with pretty girl on Deposits and unpleasant cashier on Withdrawals.

'Interest rates have fallen again. The bank will now pay you to borrow money.'

"Sure, I can get my dad to co-sign, no problem."

'I'm George Neal. I'll be masterminding your loan.'

A woman standing next to an ATM that says "BINGO!" and is spitting out cash like a slot machine.

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

Central Bank: A Full Service Bank

Free Gift for First Five Accounts Opened

'Can I help you Gentlemen? You might like to look at our high rate I.S.A....'

Banking

Bob's worst nightmare about the cute tellers making fun of his account one day comes true.

'What about it Hawkins?...I hear, via the grapevine, you haven't followed orders by making a loan!'

"Money!! Is that ALL you can talk about?"

'A career in the bank? ' 'There's money in it'

Cashpoint - Default Yes/No

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bank Card. Service Desk. Actually, sir, the "gold" card refers to the interest rate, not the credit limit.

Bank Checking Accounts. We've been over this --- "Direct deposit" only works if someone's participating on the other end.

Payback Time

A customer in a bank sees a sign reading, "Tipping Permitted", beside a teller's window.

"Watch closely. This is how you write checks."