Online Banking Enthusiast Gifts

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

I have a dream.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'