Digital Banking Enthusiast Gifts

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

'Between direct deposit, automatic payments, and credit cards, I haven't seen any money in years.'

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

A simple clue that your bank has been sold: "Would you like that in dollars or yen?"

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'