Digital Banking Enthusiast Gifts

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

'Between direct deposit, automatic payments, and credit cards, I haven't seen any money in years.'

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"The bank accepted bones in the eighties. We don't accept bones anymore."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

A simple clue that your bank has been sold: "Would you like that in dollars or yen?"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'Bad dog!'