Digital Banking Aficionado Gifts

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Paul Wolfowitz.

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

A simple clue that your bank has been sold: "Would you like that in dollars or yen?"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."