Banking Tech Geek Gifts

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"What's a debenture?"

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Shrinking Dollar.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"One question, what's a share option?"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'