Financial Geek Gifts

'Did you remember to pay taxes on this?!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

The president's men

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Mario Draghi

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

The Shrinking Dollar.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."