Global Finance Geek Gifts

More Greek Bail-outs

The day the stock market went UP.

Mario Draghi

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Euro Bait

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Euro against the Dollar.

Exchange Rate.

The Euro.

"Italy just bought France."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

Euro around the world.

Dangers of Inflationary Fiscal Policy

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."