Global Finance Geek Gifts

More Greek Bail-outs

The day the stock market went UP.

Mario Draghi

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Exchange Rate.

Euro against the Dollar.

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

Warren Buffett

Euro Bait

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

The Euro.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Italy just bought France."

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Dangers of Inflationary Fiscal Policy

Euro around the world.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."