Global Finance Aficionados Gifts

Parliament: Ball park figures beyond this point.

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Standard & Poor

Economy.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"Italy just bought France."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Euro around the world.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Advent Calender.

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

The Tobin Tax.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Where's My Job?

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Security/Savings

"Tariff war"