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Parliament: Ball park figures beyond this point.

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Standard & Poor

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Economy.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Italy just bought France."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Euro around the world.

The Tobin Tax.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

Advent Calender.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Security/Savings

"The new technology means we can watch our shares fall on four different continents."

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"Tariff war"