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Uncle Sam withdrawing money from the World Bank

"China refuses to buy more US treasury bonds, but is offering foreign aid."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

U.S. Foreign Policy

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Standard & Poor

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Invisible Hand of the Market

I brake for federal bailouts.

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Euro around the world.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

The Tobin Tax.

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

Bump in the road.

Euro Discobolus

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Economic casualties.