Global Finance Buff Pillows

Uncle Sam withdrawing money from the World Bank

"China refuses to buy more US treasury bonds, but is offering foreign aid."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

U.S. Foreign Policy

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

Standard & Poor

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

I brake for federal bailouts.

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

Euro around the world.

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

The Tobin Tax.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Bump in the road.

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

Euro Discobolus

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Economic casualties.