Financial Future Geek Gifts

What do the pension proposals mean for GPs?

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Mario Draghi

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"One question, what's a share option?"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

The End of Trump?

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

Warren Buffett

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"Italy just bought France."

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

Euro Bait

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."