Financial Future Geek Mugs

What do the pension proposals mean for GPs?

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Mario Draghi

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

"Italy just bought France."

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

The End of Trump?

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

Euro Bait