Online Banking Gifts

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

A failed internet scam.

Click here to view your account. Click here to view somebody else's account.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"Who's been using my bank details?"

"I'm just checking my balance..."

I do all of my banking online now.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

REboot Hill.

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

"I hacked into your bank account to steal your money. But after seeing how much you had, I felt compelled to give you money."

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

"What's a debenture?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

European currency on the edge.

A Day In The Kitchen

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."