Online Banking Warrior Gifts

'Your session has timed out.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Second lifeReal life.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'How to handle market stress' book being thrown through investments office window.

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'I made that payment a couple of days ago. The check's in the Internet.'

Pig Bank Hammer

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

I do all of my banking online now.

Big City Bank Loan manager

Better Than Roses

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"I need the epipen? I need the epipen?! Where am I going to get that kind of money to pay for it?"

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

David and Goliath(?)

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

'Tell me if this hurts.'

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

Man's self-assessment form says: 'I'm screwed.'

Books 'when down markets happen to up people.2