Bank Balance Warrior Gifts

What's this bank charge of £35? For standing there and irritating me!

British savings accounts

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Money mangagement see-saw.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

Workaholics Anonymous

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

Pig Bank Hammer

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Red book

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"It drives me crazy when people whine about discrepancies in school funding..."

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

"You can usually do most of the admin in 60 hours, then you can spend what's left of your life seeing patients."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

The Economic Crisis

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

" I thought you wanted to know how much you had in your account."

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

'Does my overdraft look big in this?'

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

'Not so fast, when I said open wide I meant your wallet.'

"What term do I want for the loan? Long enough to get out of the gas station!"