"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."
Bank Account Balancers Gifts
Looking for a fun way to celebrate someone who keeps a keen eye on their bank account balances? Our quirky collection features gifts that add a humorous touch to financial discipline. Perfect for finance enthusiasts or anyone proud of their budgeting skills, these items serve as a light-hearted reminder that even managing money can be amusing.
British savings accounts
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'
"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"
'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'
Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."
State Budget.
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!
The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!
'I cut myself slashing the budget!'
Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.
The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.
"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"
'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'
The economy and the environment.
'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'
"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."
"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."
The Costs Of Doing War.
Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.
Three people view wine price 3 ways.
"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."
IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'
'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'
Run in the Family
Recession mathematical equation.
'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'
'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'
NHS targets.
'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'
'Pretend you don't notice him.'
Bank Account Balancers Gifts Collection
Bank Account Balancers Mugs
Browse our selection of humorous mugs, perfect for anyone proud of their bank account balance or with a good sense of financial humor.
Bank Account Balancers Pillows
Check out our funny pillows, great for adding personality and a grin to any financial enthusiast's living space.
Bank Account Balancers Prints
Discover our entertaining prints that celebrate the joys and humor of managing a bank account with style.
Bank Account Balancers T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts, ideal for those who love to show off their savvy with a humorous twist.