Loan Balancer Gifts

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

State Budget.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Yoga To-Do

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The economy and the environment.

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Run in the Family

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.