Wealth Balancer Gifts

Money mangagement see-saw.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

State Budget.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Yoga To-Do

Long and Short term investments.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The economy and the environment.

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Run in the Family