Bank Balance Guru Gifts

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

British savings accounts

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Fitness guru.'

Tree Pose To Support

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

Trampoline Balance

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

Gymnasts

Yoga

'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'I would advise against expansion.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

Yoga Centre.

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

The Economic Crisis

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

" I thought you wanted to know how much you had in your account."

Tightrope walkers.

'I love you, but our budget hates you.'

Recalculating

'Does my overdraft look big in this?'

"If nothing else we're in an honest company."

'Greetings! We're Accountants Without Borders...'

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'