Bank Balance Guru Pillows

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

British savings accounts

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Fitness guru.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Trampoline Balance

'He has a learning disorder.'

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

Yoga

Gymnasts

"Feng Shwoops!"

'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'I would advise against expansion.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

The Economic Crisis

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

Yoga Centre.

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

" I thought you wanted to know how much you had in your account."

Tightrope walkers.

'I love you, but our budget hates you.'

'Does my overdraft look big in this?'

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

'Greetings! We're Accountants Without Borders...'

"If nothing else we're in an honest company."

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'