Bank Balance Ninja Pillows

British savings accounts

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'Simply put.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

'Well done! This works much better.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

Student to teacher: 'After Accelerated Math I think I deserve a rest.'

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

'Don't worry,, I checked the figures with wikopedia.'

'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.