Bank Balance Buffoon Pillows

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

British savings accounts

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'You're security!'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

"Those in favour, honk!"

Red book

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'

"I worry that more infrastructure spending will mean more schools!"

"I'll take a cheque..."

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name.

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

" I thought you wanted to know how much you had in your account."

"Tell the press we'll have more in the merger when someone fixes our printer."

'I said... oh, forget it!'

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

"That 'LOL' on the balance sheet stands for 'Lost Our Leverage'."

This ATM is temporarily out of service....Would you like to play a video game?

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah, no."

'Your next customer seems pretty desperate. He's wearing sack cloth and ashes.'

"Baldo, now I'm worried. You've been working and working...and you still don't have much money saved up."

'Does my overdraft look big in this?'

'Don't spend money I don't have, eh! Always, a simple solution to a complex problem!'

'Can you believe this bank? . . . Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

What's this bank charge of £35? For standing there and irritating me!

"This is a big day! With this paycheck, I've earned more than $2,000! Of course, I've wildly blown about $1,900 of it on junk."