Bank Balance Buffoon Gifts

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

British savings accounts

Pie Charts, Inc.

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

Red book

"Those in favour, honk!"

'You're security!'

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'

"I worry that more infrastructure spending will mean more schools!"

Bank Checking and Savings. It's a new policy, sir --- There's a substantial penalty for any kind of withdrawal.

"I'll take a cheque..."

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name.

" I thought you wanted to know how much you had in your account."

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

"Tell the press we'll have more in the merger when someone fixes our printer."

'I said... oh, forget it!'

"That 'LOL' on the balance sheet stands for 'Lost Our Leverage'."

'I wouldn't have any savings at all if it weren't for daylight savings time.'

'Your next customer seems pretty desperate. He's wearing sack cloth and ashes.'

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah, no."

This ATM is temporarily out of service....Would you like to play a video game?

"Baldo, now I'm worried. You've been working and working...and you still don't have much money saved up."

'Does my overdraft look big in this?'

'Don't spend money I don't have, eh! Always, a simple solution to a complex problem!'

'Can you believe this bank? . . . Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

What's this bank charge of £35? For standing there and irritating me!

Bank. Uh-huh