Bank Balance Skeptic Pillows

" I thought you wanted to know how much you had in your account."

British savings accounts

Standard & Poor

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

Bank Robbery Statistics

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

I don't think we need to resort to medication to help your insomnia...An hour with my accountant should do the trick...Accountancy doesn't NEED to be DULL!

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

Foreclosure.

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Your Money Back if and when We Feel Like It.

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

Creative Accounting

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name.

'We're sorry. Your answer to your secret question was incorrect. Your bank account has therefore been erased from our banking system.'

24hr Loans - Closed all day.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn...those cretins can't tell the difference...between overdrawn and under-deposited.

'Ugh! Savings sprees are so dull.'

'You want a loan, you say? Ha, Ha, that's a good one!....Where in the world did you hear that banks made loans?!'

"These financials look right. They smell right -- they're either right or very clever."

'I don't condone unethical accounting practices Henderson - On the other hand, I don't frown on a little numeric creativity.'

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

'Greetings! We're Accountants Without Borders...'

'Financial secretary gone 'round the bend, or Odalisque with Balance sheet, that is the question.'

'Does my overdraft look big in this?'

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

'Brand new community bank: no service is more personal.'