Bank Account Balance Enthusiast Pillows

'Does my overdraft look big in this?'

British savings accounts

"What's a debenture?"

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Disappearing Democracy

Payback Time

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

Paul Wolfowitz.

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Banking

"I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be."

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"