Bill Balancing Ninja Pillows

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Tong!"

'Fitness guru.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

House of books.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

DIY Shelves

'Can you check my balance.'

Workaholics Anonymous

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'He has a learning disorder.'

Tightrope Walker.

Gymnasts

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Camp Games

Juggler

Ballerina drying her laundry

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

Keep/Balance

"Tough going, isn't it?"

High Wire Act and Birds

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Spinning plates