Balance Guru Pillows

Tightrope walkers.

Yoga Centre.

Yoga

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

To do before Saturday...

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Balancing two espresso martinis

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Tong!"

'Fitness guru.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Psychiatry in the Park

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'Have you been working out?'

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Treading a fine lion.

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"