Bank Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

I have a dream.

Teller - "You must have an account, sir, we don't cash checks for no-account people."

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

'I'd like to apply for a new credit card -- my old one maxed out.'

"Their new owners are a German bank."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Money Bar.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Payback Time

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Paul Wolfowitz.

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Statue of pound sign

Do you believe in money at first sight?

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.