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'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

I have a dream.

Teller - "You must have an account, sir, we don't cash checks for no-account people."

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

'I'd like to apply for a new credit card -- my old one maxed out.'

"Their new owners are a German bank."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Money Bar.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Great visual support.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Why do you want a career in the bank?

Paul Wolfowitz.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Statue of pound sign

Do you believe in money at first sight?

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.