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"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"It covers up all the debt."

I have a dream.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

All Major Cash Honored.

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Security/Savings

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."