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'I see you have no collateral.'

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

Advent Calender.

"It covers up all the debt."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Security/Savings

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'