Adrenaline-loving Banker Gifts

Extreme Accounting!

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Born to raise interest rates.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Business Fairy Tales.

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."