Style-savvy Banker Gifts

'Banking fashion show 97' 'New services and products' 'Electronic banking'.

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Born to raise interest rates.

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

Got anything for the small investor?

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

'It's true. You can go wrong with basic black.'

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

Extreme Accounting!

Ex-Banker: Can you spare the price of a cup of tea? Anything else is a bonus.

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

Coffee Table eBooks.

'I tried to take some money from the kitty like you said, but she wouldn't let me!'

"Son, someday this will all be exposed in the Panama Papers."

'My investment portfolio is a mixed bag. It's performing well but it lacks panache.'

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

"I'll loan you a quarter, but next week you pay back 35 cents."

'Today I celebrate paying off my student loans!'

'The guy who hacked our banks' computer has transfered 10,- to us when he saw our balance...'

It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.

Kama Sutra Bank,'Most of the positions are closed.'