Fashion-forward Boss Gifts

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Got anything for the small investor?

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'May I play through please?'

"Higgins, in this company we wear suits and ties! You can appear in your army shirt as soon as you're the President of Ukraine!"

"I'm sorry. I concede, I may have over power-dressed this morning."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

"When I told you to be buttoned up for the board members visit, that's not what I meant."

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

During the heatwave, 'Naked Fridays' replaced the more traditional 'Casual Fridays'.

'My investment portfolio is a mixed bag. It's performing well but it lacks panache.'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'