Stylish Ceo Gifts

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Like most fund managers, I consistently under-perform the market--but I do it with real flair.'

"Higgins, in this company we wear suits and ties! You can appear in your army shirt as soon as you're the President of Ukraine!"

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'I've asked you not to call me here, Arthur...The dust pan is in the cabinet next to the refrigerator...'

'My decisions always have two components: My way or the highway.'

'It's true. You can go wrong with basic black.'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

"When I told you to be buttoned up for the board members visit, that's not what I meant."

'My investment portfolio is a mixed bag. It's performing well but it lacks panache.'

'You do look good in pinstripes, Mr. Claus, but do you really need to worry about dressing for success?'

'I'm s00 hungry!'

"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."

The male response.

'Egads, McWit, we're wearing the same suit.'

Power tie

'Poor guys never even had a hot tub in his office before.'

Suggestion Box: 'Straighten your tie!'