Fashion-forward Professional Gifts

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

"Even our A.I. workers are required to wear pants."

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."