Fashion-forward Professional Gifts

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

"Even our A.I. workers are required to wear pants."

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Prosecco Drinker

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."