Fashion-forward Visionary Gifts

Opticians - I MUST BUY A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE RANGE OF DESIGNER FRAMES...

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Social Struggles

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Chippunks

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Snake Dress-Up

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

I've found the designer gene.

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.