Fashion-forward Visionary T-Shirts

Opticians - I MUST BUY A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE RANGE OF DESIGNER FRAMES...

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Social Struggles

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Snake Dress-Up

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

I've found the designer gene.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.