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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Do me next."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

The latest in Eyewear.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Stage producer.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Paperless office.

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"Not family. We prefer 'Brand'."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Louise Glück