Vintage Visionary T-Shirts

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

I wonder what life was like before the internet. What are you talking about? You don't have to wonder what life was like before the internet. You were here! We have no proof of that. I've googled myself. There's no reference to me existing prior to 1994. No blog posts, no photos, no tweets. I mean sure, you can find my birth certificate, but that means nothing. There is nothing online that was written by me, personally prior to 1994. Stop that!!! I found a box of old polaroids. They're supposedl

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

'Isn't that the computer model you bought back in January?'

Best wines book

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"As you may have notices I prefer a conservative style of leadership."

"Attention, passengers. . . stray in your seats with seatbelts fastened while we experience the turbulence of van Gogh's bold, sweeping brushstrokes!"

"Do me next."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Thatched roof car.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Non Thought For The Day.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

The Music Lover.

Artists At The Auto Show

Perfect Match

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Pottery

Louise Glück