Retro Visionary T-Shirts

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'

"You'll have to proceed without Mr. Larson. He looked back at the Reagan years and turned into a pillar of salt."

In the Year 2525

Today's problems should have been solved in the 1950s, but in the '50s we were solving the problems of the '20s, and in the 20's we were solving the problems of the 1890's.

"Do me next."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Time Machine Collision

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Pop Culture for Teens

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Old songs made new