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'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Life after death"

Thatched roof car.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Travelogue

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."