Road Trip Visionary T-Shirts

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

Family members!

'Are we broke yet?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Better times ahead.

"Life after death"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Travelogue

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'