Road Trip Visionary Pillows

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Family members!

Heading off with a packed bag

'Are we broke yet?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Better times ahead.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Life after death"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Travelogue

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'