Road Trip Revivalist Pillows

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we broke yet?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Sister Cities

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Unrest Area.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Confused drivers

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Get ready ... Get set ...

Car Journey.

Honk if you're holy.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

(Direct to the Consumer)