Road Trip Rocker Pillows

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"Valet park only"

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Unrest Area.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Honk if you're holy.

Scenic selfie site

Road work next 15 years.

'Let me look at that map...'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Way to go

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

?50 speed sign

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

Hitchhikers